Where did I go wrong with you Mandy? The most simplest of tasks and you still can’t get it right. How will you make it in life Mandy? If you can’t do anything right. And oh let’s not get started on the poor guy that gets stuck with you Mandy. How badly I feel for him. Your hair is everywhere Mandy. What are you?! A Dog? How can you go outside with lint on your clothes? Me, I have no lint Mandy. Look, try it on. Doesn’t it look so great Mandy.. Take it off. You’re stretching it out Mandy. Stop displaying your lack of morals and low self esteem on your clothing for others to see Mandy. You’re an embarrassment Mandy. Your hair is looking dry Mandy. When I was your age I had a house already. A husband. Kids Mandy. What is wrong with you Mandy ? You’re eating too much Mandy. Why are you always worried about what others think of you ? I just had to give birth to a weak person. Me. Im not weak Mandy. I’m only trying to help you Mandy. This is my way of showing you love Mandy.
You gotta be strong, like me Mandy.
Don’t be like me, Mandy
Breathe 